From: David Hasselhoff
To: Jamie
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 11:41 AM
Subject: Re: Come hassle the Hoff!

Dear Jamie,

Thanks for writing! I would have written back sooner but I've been very busy filming music videos, making personal appearances, and personally meeting my millions of fans all over the globe.

I'd be thrilled to help you improve your popularity!! You might have already heard, but I've written a book to be published next year about developing Hoff-like charisma to attain true popularity. The book, tentatively entitled "Nobody Puts a Hoff in the Corner: Harnessing the Power of the Hoff," will no doubt help you be invited to the parties you mentioned.

Until you can discover the book's secrets for yourself, you might consider filling your wardrobe with items like those found on this site: http://shop.hasselhoff.com/ I've no doubt they'll help you win friends and influence people! And remember: nothing says "I'm worth knowing" better than a skimpy red swimming suit and loads of chest hair!

Love,
DH