A Blast from my Past

Dear David

I don't know how else to say this other than, I'm afraid there is someone else. I had a bit of a blast from my past today. An old flame of sorts. It was John Cusack. It just made me think about what a great, beautiful, sensitive, talented man he is and then it made me think that John is, well... everything you are not.

I'm afraid that my heart belongs to John.

I hope you can understand.
Jamie

PS: You can barely run your own life, how could you think you could run for president? I'd rather see Bush elected for a third term... Never mind, I can't even finish typing that without breaking into a cold sweat. Hell, who am I kidding? Neither of you guys are qualified for the positions you have. Just add that president shirt to my previous t-shirt order from you website.

PPS: Send one for John too.