From: David Hasselhoff
To: Jamie
Subject: Damn those California laws
Date: Thurs, 9 Aug 2007 8:50 PM

Dear Jamie,

I checked with my attorney this afternoon and, sadly, confirmed that there is a California law prohibiting remarriage within six months of a divorce. Looks like we'll have to delay the aisle walk ... but how about some ol' fashioned making out in the meantime? I hear there's a waterfront festival in Portland this weekend. I believe it's called The Bite? I'd love to take a Bite out of Portland and a nibble out of your neck.

Just remember not to mention it to my ex-wife. She's crazy.

Yours,
Dave

P.S. Speaking of marriage, I was thinking you'd make a great first lady ... what do you think?