From: Jamie
To: Jamie Maier ; David Hasselhoff ... no, really, I am
Sent: Friday, July 27, 2007 12:36 PM
Subject: Re: Come hassle the Hoff!

Dear David -

What have you done???

Ever since I rejected you on your birthday, I have stopped getting invitations to Hollywood birthday parties. I didn't even get my TomKat "Welcome to America " invite to the Beckham's party. Victoria and I are practically best friends after I saw her special on TV and I don't get invited to the bash?

If I find out that you have connected my name to you in my circles in Hollywood you will be sorry. You will never work in this town again AND I will have Aqua Net revoke your charge account.

Jamie