From: David Hasselhoff
To: Jamie
Subject: Next to my heart
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 10:45 AM

Dear Jamie,

I went to the beach yesterday. While I had a good time with my daughters, my good friends and former castmates, and my abs, my day just wasn't complete without you there.

Until I see you again, I'll have to be content with keeping you close by wearing your wisdom tooth around my neck.

Your lover,
D