From: Jamie
To: Jamie Maier ; David Hasselhoff ... no, really, I am
Sent: Friday, July 27, 2007 12:36 PM
Subject: Re: Come hassle the Hoff!

Dear David -

What have you done???

Ever since I rejected you on your birthday, I have stopped getting invitations to Hollywood birthday parties. I didn't even get my TomKat "Welcome to America " invite to the Beckham's party. Victoria and I are practically best friends after I saw her special on TV and I don't get invited to the bash?

If I find out that you have connected my name to you in my circles in Hollywood you will be sorry. You will never work in this town again AND I will have Aqua Net revoke your charge account.

Jamie

From: Jamie
To: David Hasselhoff ... no, really, I am
Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2007 8:21 AM
Subject: Re: Come hassle the Hoff!


Hello David

I'm flattered but... I'm sorry, I do not sleep with men who use more hair product than I do. Say, "Hi" to Kit for me.

Jamie

PS: Please refer to restraining order #25684 for our prior agreement about contacting me. I will not contact authorities this time because it is your birthday.

PPS: I think you missed a button.

Brian Austin Green can't hassle the Hoff

From: David Hasselhoff ... no, really, I am
To: Jamie
Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2007 7:24 AM
Subject: Come hassle the Hoff!

Dear Jamie,

Get off that little pussy Brian Austin Green and come let a MAN show you how to celebrate a birthday!

You bring the red swimming suit and I'll bring the chest hair. Have I mentioned the talking car?

Love,
Dave

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